Ringalingadingaling. — K I N G D O M .

If you've ever seen my hands, you'll notice that I tend to wear a lot of rings. I tend to give a certain set a season or so, then swap to a new combo. That might make it seem like there is such a thing as having ring game, but no, I just have a bit of a problem with buying too many rings and not having enough fingers. One of my non-negotiables though is Theodore, my black resin cat. He has about 8 brothers and sisters at home, some of whom are pictured above.

I made a friend in the city one day who makes a ton of resin jewellery in every shape, size, and colour. His name is Allan. He sells to a bunch of trendy little Melbourne and overseas boutiques, but if you can catch him by himself just chilling in the city, you'll be able to get a bunch of these quirky resin rings off him for a fraction of the price. It sounds really sus to suggest buying jewellery off a guy in the city who sells them out of containers stored in his backpack, but rest assured - Allan is awesome.

If you want to get some knuckle adornments off of him, his number is 0424 486 293 (P.S. His business card is made out of resin too and it has a cat on it!). Give him a buzz and he'll sort you out. I'm not joking.